Arbeit Macht Frei

torman @ 2008-03-19T19:35:00

2008-03-20T00:35:56Z

What the hell, it rained dirt

torman @ 2007-11-14T20:37:00

2007-11-15T03:39:45Z

If I not don't make sense but can't make sense

torman @ 2007-10-31T22:38:00

2007-11-01T05:40:07Z

I understand that a production like The War is going to go through a lot of stock sounds but the star wars ones are really distracting.

torman @ 2007-08-01T20:14:00

2007-08-02T03:16:25Z

I'ma be down tomorrow through the 15th it looks like.

torman @ 2007-07-28T10:59:00

2007-07-28T18:00:51Z

I'm currently all up in Seattle, should be down in sac town sometime next week.

torman @ 2007-06-27T21:00:00

2007-06-28T02:00:24Z

Oh snap, someone fucked up and just played retreat instead of taps over the giant voice thing.

torman @ 2007-06-10T13:31:00

2007-06-10T18:32:30Z

cat-with-bow golf is where it's at

http://ishi.blog2.fc2.com/blog-entry-211.html

Best user page ever

2007-05-26T00:40:00Z

Everytime he attempts a yearn for a romantic relationship, he always gets turned down regardlessly. Not only that but also that woman will turn against him. In short, Zanarukando is a virgin an has no chance at getting laid. The only sexual release he can find is to masturbate to scat porn. His favorite porn movies include Shit on Me You Dirty Man 3, and Donkey Fuckers: The Director's Cut.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tedius_Zanarukando

The real question: fakepost or most depressing person ever? It's hard to say what all's caused by BYOB shenanigans though.

Now with multimedia

2007-02-26T17:12:54Z

I got some poor quality video up on youtube, you can basically tell the difference though the full extent of the bass increase isn't really apparent.

Aw yeah

2007-02-26T01:18:21Z

Finally tarted up this beast with some proper exhaust, and got rid of that big beer tray thing on the back that held the license plate. Don't do whatever it is people do when they see an uncensored license number on the internet pls.

Hey guys what's going on

torman @ 2007-01-04T17:27:00

2007-01-04T23:27:50Z

4 years to go laffo

ruh roh

2006-12-30T02:22:48Z

My recent acquisitions have put me in danger of being "that guy", though at least I don't carry around 3 different pocket knives with me.

Natl day of mourning hell yeah

2006-12-29T17:09:02Z

godamn 7 day weekend :cool:

torman @ 2006-12-02T00:47:00

2006-12-02T06:47:40Z

summation of the night: I have vomit on me, but it's not mine.

Items of interest

2006-09-30T05:02:16Z

I'd say my rasturbation turned out pretty well. I managed not to shank myself with an xacto knife which was definitely a bonus.

Made a bit of a mess

Obligatory self shot with rad specs

d&d quote of the day

2006-09-18T03:25:20Z

Assimilation is leaving everything about your old culture and country behind and embracing a new one. In America that means, among other things, speaking only in English, eating mostly traditional American foods, watching the same TV and Movies and listening to the same radio programs as most Americans. Immigrants should me melted into the mainstream but should not alter it significantly.

attn: bitches

2006-07-29T02:02:02Z

I'm in seattle atm, I'll be in faggotville on like monday I think.

torman @ 2006-07-18T22:37:00

2006-07-19T03:37:56Z

MTV was playing Jane's Addiction and I thought that was pretty cool but it turns out it was a Cooper Tires commercial.

torman @ 2006-07-10T00:56:00

2006-07-10T05:56:29Z

I should probably have a blog so I could post youtube vids in it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4

torman @ 2006-07-04T02:15:00

2006-07-04T07:13:08Z

Why do papers bother with readers choice restaurant awards, at least in Texas? Do I really need to learn about how Olive Garden and Red Lobster are, in fact, the best Italian and seafood places in town? Based on these shocking results I wonder if anyone can predict what the french fry and coffee categories offer up. They even have a comedy best cheesecake category.

torman @ 2006-06-20T21:03:00

2006-06-21T02:03:16Z

Haha discovery made a lobster fishing show. It's like alaskan crab except not really that dangerous and everyone has annoying retarded accents

torman @ 2006-06-12T20:48:00

2006-06-13T01:48:42Z

Man, the US got "pooned" like "noobs." One might go as far as to describe them as "scrubs."

edit: oh man does CMT seriously have a "pimp my semi" show

edit2: what is it with me and "oh man?" I should switch to iron chef dubbing and say "man alive" or some such.

torman @ 2006-06-05T00:36:00

2006-06-05T05:36:13Z

I just thought of what they should do to Iron Chef America: have sheriff John Bunnell narrate. I'll let your mind fill in the specific puns and general melodrama that'd be involved. I think it'd be sort of like Emeril if stuff like garlic was an even bigger deal.

edit: oh man he could start after each commercial break with him wandering around a busy kitchen scene or something.

torman @ 2006-05-30T21:53:00

2006-05-31T02:55:37Z

I find this cup's assertion that its polycarbonate construction is unbreakable highly dubious. What are you trying to pull, Target?

torman @ 2006-05-23T00:16:00

2006-05-23T05:14:59Z

Man, I keep ending up with random extra socks when I do laundry. Damn people need to have some attention to detail with regard to their shit in the dryer.