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  <title>Arbeit Macht Frei</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:35:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>What the hell, it rained dirt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6589/dirtycar1bg1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/660/dirtycar2hz3.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:39:45 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>If I not don&apos;t make sense but can&apos;t make sense</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:40:07 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I understand that a production like The War is going to go through a lot of stock sounds but the star wars ones are really distracting.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:16:25 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;ma be down tomorrow through the 15th it looks like.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 18:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I&apos;m currently all up in Seattle, should be down in sac town sometime next week.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:00:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Oh snap, someone fucked up and just played retreat instead of taps over the giant voice thing.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 18:32:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>cat-with-bow golf is where it&apos;s at&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://ishi.blog2.fc2.com/blog-entry-211.html&quot;&gt;http://ishi.blog2.fc2.com/blog-entry-211.html&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 00:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Best user page ever</title>
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  <description>Everytime he attempts a yearn for a romantic relationship, he always gets turned down regardlessly. Not only that but also that woman will turn against him. In short, Zanarukando is a virgin an has no chance at getting laid. The only sexual release he can find is to masturbate to scat porn. His favorite porn movies include Shit on Me You Dirty Man 3, and Donkey Fuckers: The Director&apos;s Cut.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tedius_Zanarukando&quot;&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Tedius_Zanarukando&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The real question: fakepost or most depressing person ever?  It&apos;s hard to say what all&apos;s caused by BYOB shenanigans though.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 17:12:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Now with multimedia</title>
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  <description>I got some poor quality video up on youtube, you can basically tell the difference though the full extent of the bass increase isn&apos;t really apparent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:18:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Aw yeah</title>
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  <description>Finally tarted up this beast with some proper exhaust, and got rid of that big beer tray thing on the back that held the license plate.  Don&apos;t do whatever it is people do when they see an uncensored license number on the internet pls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5025/newe1nm1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2277/newe2bo8.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey guys what&apos;s going on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8098/newe4mr4.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:27:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>4 years to go laffo</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:22:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ruh roh</title>
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  <description>My recent acquisitions have put me in danger of being &quot;that guy&quot;, though at least I don&apos;t carry around 3 different pocket knives with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5350/knivessv7.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:09:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Natl day of mourning hell yeah</title>
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  <description>godamn 7 day weekend :cool:</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>summation of the night: I have vomit on me, but it&apos;s not mine.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:02:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Items of interest</title>
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  <description>I&apos;d say my rasturbation turned out pretty well.  I managed not to shank myself with an xacto knife which was definitely a bonus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/48/raster0gf4.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Made a bit of a mess&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3313/raster1gz1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obligatory self shot with rad specs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/222/raster2bh0.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:25:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>d&amp;d quote of the day</title>
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  <description>Assimilation is leaving everything about your old culture and country behind and embracing a new one. In America that means, among other things, speaking only in English, eating mostly traditional American foods, watching the same TV and Movies and listening to the same radio programs as most Americans. Immigrants should me melted into the mainstream but should not alter it significantly.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:02:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>attn: bitches</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m in seattle atm, I&apos;ll be in faggotville on like monday I think.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:37:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>MTV was playing Jane&apos;s Addiction and I thought that was pretty cool but it turns out it was a Cooper Tires commercial.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:56:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I should probably have a blog so I could post youtube vids in it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpG4AHlZrL4&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:13:08 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Why do papers bother with readers choice restaurant awards, at least in Texas?  Do I really need to learn about how Olive Garden and Red Lobster are, in fact, the best Italian and seafood places in town?  Based on these shocking results I wonder if anyone can predict what the french fry and coffee categories offer up.  They even have a comedy best cheesecake category.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:03:16 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Haha discovery made a lobster fishing show.  It&apos;s like alaskan crab except not really that dangerous and everyone has annoying retarded accents</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:48:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Man, the US got &quot;pooned&quot; like &quot;noobs.&quot;  One might go as far as to describe them as &quot;scrubs.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edit: oh man does CMT seriously have a &quot;pimp my semi&quot; show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edit2: what is it with me and &quot;oh man?&quot;  I should switch to iron chef dubbing and say &quot;man alive&quot; or some such.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:36:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I just thought of what they should do to Iron Chef America: have sheriff John Bunnell narrate.  I&apos;ll let your mind fill in the specific puns and general melodrama that&apos;d be involved.  I think it&apos;d be sort of like Emeril if stuff like garlic was an even bigger deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;edit: oh man he could start after each commercial break with him wandering around a busy kitchen scene or something.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 02:55:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I find this cup&apos;s assertion that its polycarbonate construction is unbreakable highly dubious.  What are you trying to pull, Target?</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 05:14:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Man, I keep ending up with random extra socks when I do laundry.  Damn people need to have some attention to detail with regard to their shit in the dryer.</description>
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